May 16, 2024

The Daily Mimic

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90s sitcom audience set to follow Harris to make her laughter during interviews less awkward

The White House announced plans to implement a mobile sitcom audience system whenever Vice President Harris responds to serious questions from the press with giggles.

“We’ve rented a state-of-the-art roll-around live studio audience that can follow Vice President Harris around and be quickly activated whenever she gets a case of the giggles due to the seriousness of the questions posed by members of the press,” said Press Secretary Psaki.

“There are some serious sitcom veterans in this audience. We’re talking about folks that were there for the filming of Step-By-Step, Full House, and Friends. If they can’t bring some levity to a discussion about the humanitarian disaster at the border, I don’t know what can,” quipped Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

When asked for comment while waiting near Air Force 2, Vice President Harris erupted in uncontrolled laughter, quickly followed by the live studio audience seated just 20 feet away on the tarmac.